Trump’s Supreme Court pick ‘Domino’s Large (14") Hand Tossed Pizza’ seen as ideal conservative choice
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump’s recent Supreme Court nominee has stirred considerable attention in Congress. Republicans party leaders are eager to embrace Domino’s Large (14") Hand Tossed Pizza’s strong conservative intellectual background, citing his expertise as “large,” “hand,” and “tossed.”
Born at 2500°C, Domino’s Large (14") Hand Tossed Pizza’s will face stiff opposition before rising to the Supreme Court, especially after repeated Republican efforts to block the confirmation of his Democratic counterpart, Papa John’s Pepperoni (Original) Medium Pizza.
Domino’s Large (14") Hand Tossed Pizza is the single largest pizza to serve on the Supreme Court within the last three decades. His tough stance on tomato concentrate, pepperoni thickness, and abortion echo his predecessor Domino’s Medium (12") Hand Tossed Pizza.
President Trump made warming remarks to his nominee, saying "Judge [Domino’s Large (14") Hand Tossed Pizza] has outstanding legal skills, a brilliant mind, tremendous discipline, and has earned bipartisan support.”
Domino’s Large (14") Hand Tossed Pizza, who has served the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, has an impressive education spanning the world’s most impressive sauces and toppings.
“A pizza who thinks every topping he has is delicious is very likely a bad pizza, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the people demand," said the nominee in his remarks, “it is not easy to be cheesy.”
Eric Cheng '18 contributed reporting.
